When did you last make a friend you'd call at midnight?

Acquaintances don't count.

Your social life right now feels…

One word, gut answer.

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You're exactly who we built this for.

Groucho hand-picks a small group of people near you who share your sensibilities, then gets you together for dinner — twice a month, no logistics on your end. Take the next step by telling us more about yourself in a brief interview on the app. It takes just two minutes and is vital for placing you in a club you'll really click with.

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