GrouchoGetting to know you
We hand-assemble your club with your interests and life in mind. To do that skillfully, we need to hear a little more from you, in your own words, than we can gather from a snappy multiple-choice questionnaire.
This can take just two minutes, but please feel free to answer at any length.
If you'd rather speak your answers than type, you can do your intake with a brief voice interview in the app — iOS or Android.
What's your name?
What has interested you lately?
What do you do for work and play?
Where do you live?
Your approximate:
Do you have children?
What occupation, other than your own, would you like to have pursued?
How important are these to you in social life?
Anything else you'd like us to know?
Where did you hear about Groucho?
Which kind of club?
In-person clubs meet twice monthly for dinner and other events. Depending on where you are, you may have to wait some time for placement in your club.
Placement within a week is guaranteed for online clubs, with the same careful curation, regular schedule, and thoughtful prompts as in-person.
Or choose the Either option, which will place you in an in-person club once one is available, and an online club in the meantime.
If you're not pleased with your club, we'll gladly refund you.
Save your answers.
Create your account so we can start on your club and email you when it's ready.
Welcome
It may take a few weeks to assembe your ideal club. When it's ready, we'll email you. Your club's chat and schedule live in the Groucho app, which you can download now or once your invitation lands.
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Thank you! We're assembling your online club now and will notify you when it's ready. Your club's chat and schedule live in the Groucho app.
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